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It made me laugh
Re: It made me laugh
Nice one......Although I never ran out myself...!!!! LOL..... 
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guitarget2019
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Re: It made me laugh
Not a problem. I just reuse a few of the more juicy ones..... 
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No need here the rising steam just indicates the state of play 
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Finally! - a Blonde GUY Joke!
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
You rotten bastard, "says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
You rotten bastard, "says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!
Re: It made me laugh
Nice one Andy.....................
If there is one thing ................ummmmmmmm.......I can't remember.
Re: It made me laugh
A: A pretty blonde, an average-looking brunette and an ugly blonde competed against eachother by taking a Logic IQ test, who got the lowest score?
B: The pretty blonde, surely.
A: Nah, the brunette did.
B: Huh?
A: The pretty blonde failed her test and didnt get any score.
B: Ok sure... Well, what about the ugly blonde?
A: He was a guy.
B: The pretty blonde, surely.
A: Nah, the brunette did.
B: Huh?
A: The pretty blonde failed her test and didnt get any score.
B: Ok sure... Well, what about the ugly blonde?
A: He was a guy.
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Re: It made me laugh
My French is a bit rusty (about 1971 since I last tried to speak it), but technically a blond-haired male is referred to as a "blond" rather than "blonde". Good one though!
A blonde out driving is caught in a hailstorm, and the body is riddled with dents. She goes to a body shop to get it fixed, and the worker decides to have a bit of fun: "Here's what to do, just take it home, then blow into the tail pipe, and all the dents will pop out. It'll save you a ton of money!". She goes home and starts blowing air into the tail pipe. After 10 minutes, nothing happening, her blonde friend drops by, and asks what she's doing. The friend starts laughing. "What are you laughing at?" she says, "That's what the body shop told me to do!" Her friend says "Yes, but you left a window down DUHHHH!"
A blonde out driving is caught in a hailstorm, and the body is riddled with dents. She goes to a body shop to get it fixed, and the worker decides to have a bit of fun: "Here's what to do, just take it home, then blow into the tail pipe, and all the dents will pop out. It'll save you a ton of money!". She goes home and starts blowing air into the tail pipe. After 10 minutes, nothing happening, her blonde friend drops by, and asks what she's doing. The friend starts laughing. "What are you laughing at?" she says, "That's what the body shop told me to do!" Her friend says "Yes, but you left a window down DUHHHH!"