Joke
Joke
Tom, Dick, and Harry are working on a utility pole, when Harry suddenly falls 30 feet and dies instantly. "Damn," says Tom, "now someone has to go tell his wife." "I'll do it," says Dick, "I'm good at that sensitive stuff." So off he goes, and comes back an hour later carrying a case of beer. "Where did you get the beer?" says Tom. Dick says "Well, I knocked on the door, and a woman answered, and I said 'Hi, you must be Harry's widow'. 'I am NOT a widow' she vehemently exclaimed. 'Bet you a case of beer you are.'"