Joke
Joke
An old guy goes to a barber and asks for a shave. The barber says "Why don't you just shave yourself?" The guy says "I have so many wrinkles in my face, I can't do it properly!" The barber shows him a small, wooden ball, a bit smaller than a ping-pong ball. "Here's what I do," he says and has the customer place the ball just inside his right cheek. That stretches out all the wrinkles, and afterwards he does the same thing with the left side. The guy says "That's amazing! But tell me, what happens if I swallow the ball?" "No problem," says the barber, "Just bring it back next day, like everyone else."
