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Danny D
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Senility


Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

I love growing old, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.

It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember…Don’t sing!

I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.

You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.


That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Know how to conquer sand my friend? It only takes a minute. Do this and all your woes will end. Don't put your golf ball in it.
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sagevanni
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I love it....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sage...... :smile: :smile: :smile:
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Kunkleman
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I've gotta figure out a way to remember some of those lines!! :laugh:
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FOOOOORE!
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Doctors have recently discovered that the more birthdays you have, the longer you'll live.
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Jimbo
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I can vividly remember the 60's and 70's (including the Leafs winning the Cup)...
...but don't ask me what I had for dinner last night! :scared:
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Danny D
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FOOOOORE! wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:34 am Doctors have recently discovered that the more birthdays you have, the longer you'll live.
They have also discovered that, if your parents never have any kids, you probably won't either... :cheers1:
Know how to conquer sand my friend? It only takes a minute. Do this and all your woes will end. Don't put your golf ball in it.
braden1308
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:clapping:
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wait......what am I clapping about?
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sagevanni
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I know, I saw that one next week...............

Sage.....I'm getting there.... :cheers1:
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