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The neighbor looks over the fence and sees Little Johnny digging a hole in the back yard. "What are you doing, Johnny?" "I'm burying my dead goldfish" he replies. "I'm really sorry to hear that, but that's a big hole just for a goldfish", she says. "That's because ...

A new teacher stands in front of her primary school class on the first day. She took some psychology courses in college, and decides to put some of this knowledge into practice. "Class: If anyone feels they are stupid, please stand up right now". No one moves, but after 30 seconds or so, L...

Early one morning a mother went to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "Buy why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's...

"3,000 tons of organic peroxides"?? Are you kidding me? That's a disaster just waiting to happen. But there's lots of that going on in many countries. It's either done secretly, or gov't officials are bribed to avoid being shut down for safety violations (a fireworks factory in Manila come...

Two guys were hiking in the woods when they spotted a bear headed towards them, about 100 yds away. One of the guys quickly takes off his heavy hiking boots and puts on a pair of sneakers from his backpack. "What are you doing??" says the other guy. "You can't outrun a bear!" &qu...

A young woman travels to Hollywood, hoping to become an actress. A month goes by with no success, and she's running out of money. So she goes out to one of the wealthy neighborhoods, knocking on doors, looking for yard work she can do to earn money. She knocks on a door and a man opens it. She expla...

It's depressing, really. Without saying anything, by his absence Woods has made it quite clear he's done. He gave it a shot, but he simply can't walk a course for four days and play the way he used to. And he doesn't play just to make the cut. Not to take anything away from Nicklaus, Palmer, et al, ...

I tell you what that rankings list also highlights. That apart from 2, maybe 3 golfers, this must be the dullest, least interesting or exciting generation of top American golfers in the history of the PGA. I am not questioning their golfing ability, but their capability of generating interest in th...

It will be interesting to see what happens next season. You would think that if this merger, or whatever it is takes place then the rankings issue must be one of the top priorities to sort out. Yet, we're into October and I haven't seen anything so far that suggests they're even working on it. This...

I can't believe for one second that Koepka's presence had any negative effect on team USA's morale. His selection would have been discussed ad nauseum, if there was the slightest doubt, he wouldn't have been picked, imo. Very likely. It was a political decision: "got to have at least ONE LIV g...