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I wonder if Tiger Woods has looked into something like this. He certainly has the money, but maybe he'd figure it's too late in his career to bother with. A lower leg-foot replacement should be a bit simpler, because there's not much manipulation of the toes to worry about, as there is with fingers ...

Roy Rogers bought a fancy new pair of cowboy boots, then went out on his horse and spent the night sleeping outdoors. When he woke up in the morning, his new boots were gone, and he noticed mountain lion tracks leading away from his sleeping bag. When he got back, he told everyone what had happened,...

Little Johnny says to his teacher: "Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not!" she says, "That wouldn't be fair". "Well that's good" he says, "because I didn't do my homework."

The neighbor looks over the fence and sees Little Johnny digging a hole in the back yard. "What are you doing, Johnny?" "I'm burying my dead goldfish" he replies. "I'm really sorry to hear that, but that's a big hole just for a goldfish", she says. "That's because ...

A new teacher stands in front of her primary school class on the first day. She took some psychology courses in college, and decides to put some of this knowledge into practice. "Class: If anyone feels they are stupid, please stand up right now". No one moves, but after 30 seconds or so, L...

Early one morning a mother went to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "Buy why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's...

"3,000 tons of organic peroxides"?? Are you kidding me? That's a disaster just waiting to happen. But there's lots of that going on in many countries. It's either done secretly, or gov't officials are bribed to avoid being shut down for safety violations (a fireworks factory in Manila come...

Two guys were hiking in the woods when they spotted a bear headed towards them, about 100 yds away. One of the guys quickly takes off his heavy hiking boots and puts on a pair of sneakers from his backpack. "What are you doing??" says the other guy. "You can't outrun a bear!" &qu...

A young woman travels to Hollywood, hoping to become an actress. A month goes by with no success, and she's running out of money. So she goes out to one of the wealthy neighborhoods, knocking on doors, looking for yard work she can do to earn money. She knocks on a door and a man opens it. She expla...

It's depressing, really. Without saying anything, by his absence Woods has made it quite clear he's done. He gave it a shot, but he simply can't walk a course for four days and play the way he used to. And he doesn't play just to make the cut. Not to take anything away from Nicklaus, Palmer, et al, ...