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- December 7th, 2023, 7:43 am
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: Reminds me of a joke:
- Replies: 24
- Views: 27951
Re: Reminds me of a joke:
Warning: Maybe NSFW! A guy was in a terrible accident and his John Thomas was going to be amputated. The surgeons advised him he could have a normal replacement excised from a deceased donor, or he could participate in an experimental procedure and have an elephant's trunk grafted on. He thought abo...
Re: LIV
There's a lot of garbage going on in Golf, and the PGA tries to keep it all carefully hidden (much as NHL's site does, overseen by lawyer-on-steroids Gary Bettman). It's always "nothing to see here, folks". The OWGR ranking system needs to be completely overhauled, or the PGA-LIV "mer...
- November 30th, 2023, 12:51 pm
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
- Replies: 35
- Views: 17836
Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...
I got upset over my wife's cosmetics bills. She's upset over my alcohol purchases. She told me the cosmetics are for her to look better for me. I told her that's what the alcohol is for....
- November 30th, 2023, 8:06 am
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
- Replies: 35
- Views: 17836
Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...
“I love you,” I said.
"Is that you talking,” my wife asked, “Or the beer?”
“It’s me talking to my beer," I said.
"Is that you talking,” my wife asked, “Or the beer?”
“It’s me talking to my beer," I said.
- November 24th, 2023, 4:13 am
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
- Replies: 35
- Views: 17836
Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...
Mom is walking past Johnny's bedroom and hears him doing his homework: "1 plus 1, that sonofab---h is 2. 2 plus 2, that sonofab---h is 4. 2 plus 3, that sonofab---h is 5. She was shocked to hear this, and immediately phoned the teacher. "What have you been teaching these kids??" she d...
Re: LIV
Whatever...
Re: LIV
Here's a book, recently released: "LIV and Let Die: The Inside Story of the War Between the PGA Tour and LIV Golf" by Alan Shipnuck. Should be interesting..
- November 3rd, 2023, 5:32 am
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: Bionic limb
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4720
Re: Bionic limb
But wouldn't he be disqualified in golf tournaments for "building a stance"? :unsure: Dan :cheers1: I wondered about that too, it's not something the Tour has probably had to deal with before. What about a simpler case, say, a guy has an ordinary prosthetic leg, just a big lump of plastic...
- November 2nd, 2023, 3:08 am
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: Bionic limb
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4720
Bionic limb
I wonder if Tiger Woods has looked into something like this. He certainly has the money, but maybe he'd figure it's too late in his career to bother with. A lower leg-foot replacement should be a bit simpler, because there's not much manipulation of the toes to worry about, as there is with fingers ...
- October 22nd, 2023, 9:13 am
- Forum: 19th
- Topic: A couple of blonds on vacation...
- Replies: 35
- Views: 17836
Re: A couple of blonds on vacation...
Roy Rogers bought a fancy new pair of cowboy boots, then went out on his horse and spent the night sleeping outdoors. When he woke up in the morning, his new boots were gone, and he noticed mountain lion tracks leading away from his sleeping bag. When he got back, he told everyone what had happened,...