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A person of indeterminate sex and hair colouring [wink wink] bought a large thermos, and took it to work to show all her friends of indeterminate sex and hair colouring. "What is it?" one asks. "It's a thermos" she replies. "What does it do?" "It keeps hot things h...

Mr Mulligan wrote: ↑July 27th, 2023, 7:54 pm
Rodney Dangerfield...

"My girl friend is so ugly, we both wear a paper bag in case hers slips."

Two persons of indeterminate sex and hair colouring were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks. I like that, it actually adds a little [wink wink nudge nudge] to the joke. A person of indeterminate sex and hair colouring was caught in a hail storm while driving [their] car, and it...

Good to see you back, Serge. I think I know exactly how it must feel; you're really good at something, then you tell yourself "Nah, I'm not doing that anymore", and then a few weeks later..."Dammit! I was GOOD at that!"

Jimbo wrote: ↑February 21st, 2023, 7:20 pm I'm thinking that they might want to think of a new name..

Nick O' Time Golf Course?

Two blondes are out fishing in a rented row boat. They try several places on the lake but not even a bite. The next place they go to, they're hauling in fish. "We have to come back here tomorrow!" says one of them. But looking around, there are no obvious landmarks. She goes into her purse...

I used to predict he'd never play the Senior Tour, but that was before all the injuries. Maybe he will now, just to make up for not being able to walk a PGA course.

Tiger Woods missing yet another major this week, and there's not a single mention of it on pgatour.com? To me, that's pretty good confirmation he's done.

A blonde meets her friend and she's all smiles. "What are you so happy about?" her friend asks. "The city just complimented me on my driving skills. They left this on my windshield: 'Parking Fine'"

Age 66, playing real golf with a 6 handicap after shoulder surgery, etc., etc. I'm Dr Lomax from CSN and Links386 days (1994-6 or so) I seem to remember you. I played back then. Did you play in the Access Software leagues? I was in the "Divots" Club, and then made it to the Pro Tour. We s...