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Everybody dies, there is no escape. And you're just dead, forget about "afterlife", that's just for people afraid of dying.

A blonde tells her friend she got a compliment on how she parks her car, and shows her a piece of paper that was on her windshield: "PARKING FINE".

Man, that course is really spread out! You don't see so many all over the place like that.

But that's how the mind often works. When I forget someone's first name, I start at A in my mind, and work my way through the alphabet. Amazing how often it works!

' "Mean 18" that brings back memories, it wasn't quite in the same category as Links :) Very different times.' For sure! There was no "golfer". The ball was just a big white pixel. And the courses were completely flat. But it seemed a step up from Frogger and Loderunner :D I'm th...

Well he was 78. At 72, I need to renew my passport before the end of 2026, and I'm thinking just get a 5-year passport, don't bother with the 10, which I have now.

I've been playing the "Classic" swing from the very beginning, and that goes back to my Apple ][, IIgs days with "Mean 18". I'm left-handed, but I never switched the buttons over, so my mouse tends to aim a bit NE to accommodate that, and that would make the fancier swings a bit ...

Thanks for all the hard work, Sage, and all the others. I DL every course, but I haven't played a single game since late 2021, but I'm going to give it a go. It'll be like starting over again, and it'll be interesting to see if I can get my timing back.

Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why, he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking, the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had Geography class. "What is someone in Asia called?&quo...

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I g...