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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I g...

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manage...

For sure, and Adam Scott even admitted to copying Tiger Woods' swing. Not a bad career choice!

OK, this isn't a one-liner so you need to pay attention! Three engineers and three accountants from the same company are taking a train to a conference. The accountants each buy a ticket. Only one engineer buys a ticket. "How's that going to work?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'l...

A blonde woman buys a thermos. She brings it to work and shows it off to all her friends. Friend: "What does it do?" Blonde: "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Friend: "What do you have in it right now?" Blonde: "A cup of coffee and two Popsicles!"

“And this fossil over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is 4 million and 69 years old, on the left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.” “Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “How can you age it so accurately to the year?” “Well tha...

...To all those who have uploaded courses, I always download them, but since 2021 I am unable to play Links as I am used to doing. So I DL them anyway, and they are are stored here somewhere. I do appreciate the effort that goes into creating these courses, and hope I can some day (unlikely) get bac...

Hi Sage, I just wanted to say, I do truly appreciate all the work being done here on creating new courses, by you and everyone else. I haven't been able to play Links the way I used to four years ago, so nowadays I just download the courses and "archive" them. I'm 72 today, nearly 4 years ...

Teenagers do crazy things :tongue: Norquay isn't a hard climb, but there are plenty of places you can lose your footing or balance, and it's a long way down; I'd probably just become used to that level of risk. That was actually a rockslide in Banff, not an avalanche, and two people were killed. I r...

Strange time of year for an avalanche. I was at the Banff National Cadet Camp in 1969, and was at the top of Mount Norquay in August. There was snow, but nothing avalanche-like. That camp operated from 1948 to 1998, and then the cabins were completely removed, leaving a bare field, and a new operati...